As Cindy sat crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appeared and promised to provide her with everything she needed to go to the ball, but only on two conditions.

"First, naive little Cinderella, you must wear a diaphram.

Cinderella agreed, "What is the second condition, fairy godmother?"

"You must be home by no later than 2:00 AM. Any later and your diaphram will turn into a pumpkin!" (Editor's note: ouch!)

Cinderella happily agreed to be home by 2:00 AM, and away she went to the ball.

Soon the appointed hour came and went, and no Cinderella.

Finally, at 5:00 AM, Cinderella showed up looking *very* satisfied.

"Where in the world have you been?", demanded the godmother. "Your diaphram was supposed to turn into a pumpkin 3 hours ago!"

"I met a wonderful prince, fairy godmother,"sighed Cinderella, "he took care of everything."

The fairy godmother growled, "I know of no prince who has enough power to usurp my spell! What was his name?"

"I can't remember exactly......
Peter Peter, something or other..."